The Brownie Brothel

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Project Name: The Brownie Brothel

Artist Name: David Tyberg

Description of Project

The Brownie Brothel is back in full force for Alchemy 2017 after a wildly successful Alchemy 2016. We’re ready to bring you a heaping helping of steamy, new creations mixed with past favorites. All we need is enough cash dough to keep the cookie dough on our super-hot baking sheets. Many have tasted (or feasted) on our wide variety of all-from-scratch baked delights ranging from gourmet brownies, to themed cupcakes, to fancy cookies, even to savory muffins. We adhere to the highest standards of culinary and carnal excellence to satisfy even the most discerning connoisseur. Additionally, our full-service Sexy Brownie Experience is returning on Friday and Saturday to offer brownie-based lessons on just how hot and provocative consent can be. We aim to maintain a constant supply of sugary desserts throughout the burn to keep up with every heart’s desire. We produced over fifty batches of baked items for Alchemy 2016, but top-quality ingredients aren’t cheap and, while we do our best to gift our own resources, feeding a hoard of lascivious burners is no mean feat. As such, we look to our community to assist in procuring ingredients to keep that sensual sugar flowing all burn long.

Community Involvement

You do not have to be a member of our theme camp to bake with us! Do you love to bake? Do you want to share your passion for dessert with your fellow participants? We can help. Join the Brownie Brothel Facebook Group to find out how you can get involved! https://www.facebook.com/groups/615516711838313/

We spread our love of baked goods right down to the greeter’s station. The Brownie Brothel typically does a theme camp greeter/education volunteer shift where we offer delicious baked goods to participants right as they enter the event. What better way to welcome participants home than with some amazing baked concoctions?!

Additionally, we are a certified ranger-safe food camp where rangers can stop by for a quick snack on their rounds. We also periodically bring batches of baked goods to the ranger station to share with hungry, hard-working volunteers.

Requested Minimum:  $110.00

Requested Maximum: $220.00

Budget: https://goo.gl/FNrJuh

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